Meanwhile, in Auric Basin.

*starts typing on bottom of shoe*
Hacker voice: I’m in.
confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes
police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders
there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”
and then there’s Barbossa’s reaction. omg
This was the best wedding in cinematic history and if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong.
Confusion, distress, realization, and relief.